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  1. Yo Phil why don’t you call me up. I am really into Michigan High Fives, Golden Showers, and Cleveland Steamers. Call me (724) 244 3668

  2. I almost got a blowjob from a bigfoot. I was sitting in the woods and the bigfoot appeared and, well, i am pretty desperate so i tried to make love to it. it started “tooting my horn” but quit before i climaxed. I GOT BLUE BALLS FROM A SASQUATCH!!!!! :-(

  3. Hey Guys this is Phil

    I’m really intrested in staying with you Scorpion. You could cum over to my house. We could spend some time in my Treasure room. We could eat cookies and sleep in my great big bed. I love you.

  4. YO YO YO PLAYAS I think this might be the end of the world?? Is this what the bible meant by the phrase “And the skies turned red and the hairy beasts which were very hairy bought their terrible wrath upon the earth…….and there was much pain and suffering and the children of the hairy beasts feasted upon entrails”? Cuz this didnt make a lot of sense till now. Also, Eminem will probably save us, writing a song bout dem stupid Bigfootses. “Dem bigfoots is wack, we go on de attack, i got a gun, gonna have some fun”

  5. I was in the woods one day when i saw a bigfoot. It was a female bigfoot and she started to caress my leg. to make a long story short she rode me in the reverse cowgirl position for hours. It was the best time of my life.

  6. hey i am a baseball legend in my hometown and i am interested in bigfoot shaving pornography

    also, can you get stds from a “Bigfoot encounter” if you know what i mean :-P

    Do bigfeet have other diseases than humans

  7. I dont know what happen 9 months ago i got really drunk and had sex with what i thought to be just a hiary guy. But my child looks like a big foot now i have to shave his back every other day

  8. I one time had a problem with bigfoot wanting to do my dog, so i proceeded on getting my shotgun and shoving it up his ass. HE liked it. Think hes gay?

  9. I’d like to share my experience with all of you. When I was recording my hit CD a few months ago, we spotted a clan of these beasts roaming around outside of the studio. I shaved my head and sang Its Raining Men, and they came closer, but eventually ran away.

  10. Anyone interested in letting me shave a Bigfoot, or yourself ;-) please IM me I love shaving loads of hair………. oH GOD I am getting horny right now IM me at harrybalzanga OH YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

  11. I one time had sex with bigfoot..he was craaaaaaaaaazy. Let me tell you guys he showed me the new meaning of “WHOS YOUR DADDY!”

  12. Is Bigfoot meat good for you? I have like a dozen bigfeet laying around my yard and I reckon I should do something with em.

  13. Hello I am with the Bigfoot Revenge Squad (BRS). As you all know from watching CNN or FOXNews or even BET(Black Entertainment Television), there is an outbreak of Bigfoot sightings, attacks, and even rapes. I am one of the men who will not be violated by a giant hairy beast. If you wish to join our organization you need only pick up a weapon and take back this land from the hairy menace known as BIGFOOT. I have discovered that a severe blow to the head kills them. Also, they are easily distracted by event he simplest diversions, as they are basically giant hairy retards. DO NOT however attempt one-on-one unarmed combat with a Bigfoot. They will easily overpower you and unless you are a martial arts master you will have you limbs torn off in moments.

  14. I have a feeling that Bigfoot stole my Redi-Whip from my refrigerator as I trimmed the hedges across my yard. My door was wide open due to the extreme heat this past week, and I was trying to air out the house. When I reentered the house, there was a large footprint in my kitchen, and the RediWhip was gone!

  15. yeah i would like to see that. Dont my name say it all call me if you want to get lucky (814) 244 3668

  16. I don’t know what it’s like in your part of the country, but here in Montana the Bigfeet are friggn everywhere. I went out to go get some groceries and my car had been smashed. I thought it was a bunch of teenagers but it was a BIGFOOT! I saw him eating out of my neighbor’s garbage cans. He looked at me and I felt so scared. I ran inside and locked the door. As I write this, he is starting to bang on my door!!!!! What should I do? Can I kill a Bigfoot? Is it an endangered species? What are the best weapons to stop a Bigfoot? PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE CALLED THE COPS BUT THEY ARE BUSY WITH OTHER BIGFEET RELATED CRIMES!!!

  17. This when the whores starting taking over, men foke wasting they’re money on whores. Yea save some money for the rent yea right, they’ll waste on the whore.

  18. I’m glad there coming to take over im going to join them. I wonder if there are any underage bigfoot girl mmmm, mmmm, good.

  19. They just grabbed my dog and now there raping it. I’m getting my gun this is getting out of have. But it does look kinda cute;)

  20. i’ve been hiding in my house all day. theres only one outside and it keeps scaring the others away. it keeps humping the side of my house. im tring to pour ice over him to try to calm him down he’s been humping for hours.

  21. Oh no, They’re here. I see them there’s only four right now. They peeing all over my house like its theirs. Im trying to cover up the smell with coffee but its not working. Oh no. One just went in my flower bed

  22. I found one. I was getting my nails done and i came out and i look over at the woods and there it was. it was coming closer and closer the the salon and it went in and got a bikini wax.

  23. Everyone listen up! Today is D-Day. THe day sasquatches attack human life, and try to once again take over the world. Everyone lock yourselves in your houses, its not safe. Run Dang it Run.

  24. I am here to uncover the Bigfoot mystery. As you know I am the one who told on the Watergate break in a few years ago. Recently, because of my poor health I have uncovered my secret life to my family and others. I will now tell you something that only I and Hillary Clinton know. I am BIGFOOT.

  25. Man you guys are weird. You better seriously quit joking around, cuz Bigfoot IS REAL AND YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY LOSERS. IS THIS ALL YOU DO?? If somebody can, delte all dis crap. oh and you losers got a problem you can call me (yeah i ain’t scared) at 724-727-7886. I guess I live near this Derek Westendorf faggot or whatever. SO IN CONCLUSION!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SCREW YOU STUPID BIGFOOT BDISBELIEVERERES. CALL ME IF YOU DATER!!

  26. Recently while playing with my friends on kepple hill i spotted a big foot. He was sitting over by a log all by himself. I figured that he needed someone to groom him so i went over to him and helped groom him. I picked the flea’s off his back with my teeth. I named him Mike. Me and mike spend lots of time together going for walks and cleaning each other. I love mike. Since Mike doesn’t know any other big foots me and mike are a couple. Call me if you wanna hangout with me and Mike 724 568 3446

  27. In Soviet Russia, I have seen the Bigfoot. We call it “The Hairy Beast What Drinks the Vodka”. Also, it is not my mother. This beast was easily 8 foot tall and covered in hair. It let out a terrible scream that shook the trees around us. Needless to say, I was very scared and proceeded to run home. I was merely a child at this time, you see. Now, I would fight the Bigfoot and would probably kill it, then wear its skin and eat its children. Sorry if this offends you Bigfoot Lovers but that is how we roll in Soviet Russia. Also, Scorpion, you should make me some sandwiches please. I now live in Colorado. I do not understand the mail system, I want sandwiches.

  28. I have trouble getting ererctions so I take bigfoot sperm. Made with 100% real bigfoot sperm. The hormones in it help me and keep me hard for hours. I have a strange obsession with cats now.

  29. I have a problem with the bigfoot in my neighborhood. There is this girl bobbi joe napoletano that i have feelings for and she cheated on me with bigfoot. This greatly hurts me because even though i realize that i am rather ugly but i still think that i am better looking then bigfoot is. Her excuse is that bigfoot gave her orgasms like i never could. Thank you for listening to my problems. If you are a female between the ages of 13-65 please call me because i’m desperate 724 681 5865

  30. I am writing to my pervious reply. I am sorry. I would like to clear the record. I was wrong to think that you were just making it up. Everyone it turns out that the Rock really did see Bigfoot. It was posted on his official website by the Rock himself. I am very sorry I am a disgrace to all Miami Parks and Park Rangers of Miami. Signing out Park Ranger Mike Hudcuck.
    151 Miami National Park.

    P.S. I love small children

  31. I saw Bigfoot the other day. He was leaving Giant Eagle with a cart full of grocery’s. I noticed he was a big fan of little deebie cakes. Bigfoot then went and got into his cadillac and headed back into the wilderness. Bigfoot was about 8 feet tall and extremly hairy. I also noticed that he was extremly well hung. You could tell all the female bigfoots liked him. If you would like to talk to me please call me at (724) 681-5865

  32. I am writing in reply to the fake bigfoot sightings posted earlier. I would just like to say I am very disappointed in you people who think this is a big joke. It is a very serious matter. Here at my park we frequently are on the watch for this dangerous creature. You should be very disappointed with yourself.

  33. I love the rock. I love the rock. Spunky likes the rock. Im turning 8 soon. I think I’ll invite bigfoot to my birthday party. What do you think. Are you ever going to come for sandwhiches. My mom said you don’t hafta get permission from your parents anymore, just come over. We’ll play bigfoot grocery store. I like to be the cashier. You can be the customer. I love the Rock, I love the Rock, Spunky loves the Rock. I love you. 814 244-3668 (814 BIGFOOT)

  34. DO YA SMELL…………. WHAT I’M COOKIN? Yes, I am really the Rock, AKA Dwayne Johnson. I just want to say I believe in Bigfeet (Bigfoots). A lot of jabronis say that Bigfoot is a myth, but I will LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN on these fools. Anyway, I was on the road to Los Angeles once and saw a Bigfoot. I was riding with THE BIG SHOW and he saw something out the window. I stopped the car and we got out. This thing was 8 foot tall and hairier than GEORGE THE ANIMAL STEELE. It screamed at us and I think the BIG SHOW may have crapped himself. Even I was scared and realized not to mess around.

  35. I am writing back again. All is now well. I am now an offical Bigfooter(Bigfoot, or bigfeet hunter) Im still waiting to hear from you. My mom said as long as your moms say its ok you can stay over. I have a pet fish named spunky. Spunky likes to hunt bigfoot too. Maybe he can help. Spunky likes technology. Oh know its going to storm. I made a bigfoot call, it calls in the dady bigfoot. The baby bigfeet is my friend. He likes to high five me. I love you. 814 244-3668 (814 BIGFOOT)

  36. I saw a family of bigfeet. (BIGFOOTS) They were walking together by a local grocery store holding hands. No, wait I was holding hands sorry. Anyways, I think they were eating some brown trout that is common in our streams. I saw it, I did. They were eating raw fish. Not human like at all. The big ones were over 8 foot tall. The little ones were wierd, very strange. They walked different than man do. After they walked through the area I went over to see if any fish were left. I noticed a horrible smell, it smelt like burning cellophane. Im not sure why, and then out of no where I heard a man yell hide and a car drive away really fast. Im guessing they saw the bigfeet too. Once I found the bigfoot tracks I noticed they led right to the car. My theory is that the whole bigfeet family probaly jumped on the car roof as it was driving off. So I think if you came to my house we could find them. Bring your hummer and my mom will make you sandwiches. You can live in my play house, we can be friends. I love you. 814 244-3668 (814 BIGFOOT)

  37. I saw a family of bigfeet. (BIGFOOTS) They were walking together by a local grocery store holding hands. No, wait I was holding hands sorry. Anyways, I think they were eating some brown trout that is common in our streams. I saw it, I did. They were eating raw fish. Not human like at all. The big ones were over 8 foot tall. The little ones were wierd, very strange. They walked different than man do. After they walked through the area I went over to see if any fish were left. I noticed a horrible smell, it smelt like burning cellophane. Im not sure why, and then out of no where I heard a man yell hide and a car drive away really fast. Im guessing they saw the bigfeet too. Once I found the bigfoot tracks I noticed they led right to the car. My theory is that the whole bigfeet family probaly jumped on the car roof as it was driving off. So I think if you came to my house we could find them. Bring your hummer and my mom will make you sandwiches. You can live in my play house, we can be friends. I love you. 814 244-3668 (814 BIGFOOT)

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